When lizards and other icky beings find their way into our rooms I wonder do they know their way back? If yes, then what keeps them there on the wall, stuck with beady eyes that seem to be fixed at us. And if no, then why the hell do they step it.......following food you would say...but I am cent per cent sure that there is no such food available in my room....
I am extremely agitated....I walked into my tiny room today in a very pleasant mood only to find a lizard making herself/himself comfortable on the wall right above my bedside.....Can it get worse? Now I have phone calls to make and attend, chat, blog and do so many other things...but how can I while this liz'd has robbed me of all my peace of mind :(
Every two minutes I look up to find it looking down at me....now because it is my blog and the lizard can't read it...let me make it very clear....mommmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......I hate liz'dz......they are too ugly to be alive....i am scared, disgusted and violated all at the same time...and if you know me doing all this to me all at the same time is death...instant death...but point is I can't kill it :( also I can't throw up my arms n run out for my mommy or daddy or at least my younger brother....:( m stuck here....it is not even ten an there is the whole night between us :( Lord help me....
My animal activist friends will tell me that the Liz is as scared of me as I am of him/her....Yeah right, then who asked it to step in...n now that the first mistake has been committed why doesn't he just step out...these unwanted pets that god keeps dropping off in our rooms is just not happening :( Oh wait....it seems to be doing something like a complex yoga move....yikesss...need to concentrate on that before this...ciao guys...pray for me :(
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Lizards.....well what about macchar....yanna rascalaas....they suck my blood......Give me back my blood I say....
Lizards don't do anything, they don't buzz, they don't bite....nothing...superharmless...
They are immensely ugly looking and to top it they are the closest cousins of dragons/dinoz/komodo dragons etc.....it does not get any worse...n yes macchars are quite icky too but still topping the list for ickiness is undoubtedly our Liz'd.
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