Pearls of wisdom

Hi.... Yes I know the title itself sounds funny but the fact is that I keep coming across some interesting observations and inferences in my day to day life. So I thought that for the welfare of mankind in general I should jot them down and who knows maybe you can quote me with them later.... (psst at the moment there are only a few of them but I shall keep updating the list)

1. There will be potholes on any road we take in life, quite inevitably so we have to know how to hop skip and jump across.While we are indulging in the hop skip and jump we might as well do a jig :)

2. 90% of us lose our virginity to the wrong people.

3. People who are hyper, who shout yell and curse all the time, as if the world is coming to an end the next moment, aren't they the ones who are living each moment in life fully, thinking that the sky would fall at the drop of the hat.

4. I only start thinking when I am not enjoying myself.

5. There is nothing really thatz ''out-of-the-box''. There are boxes of various shapes and sizes. You jump out of one and land into another.

6. It is absolutely extremely important to keep making memories because you never know when you run out of the time to do so.

7. The food cycle takes care of everybody....absolutely everybody.

8. The more I go to political rallies and gatherings, the more I want to transform into a human bomb.

9. Also the more i go to temples the more my belief strengthens in the fact that god possibly could not be residing here.

10. At the end of the day almost everything boils down to small talk.

11. Life mein dava pehle aati hai aur dard baad mein....depends if you have peered enough to realize this.

12. If the shoe fits, wear it. Please do and thank you.

13. The more idiotic the lie the more people buy it.